chrishaley:

I can’t put my finger on why exactly, but I can’t stop laughing at this picture.

“Bro! What you mean ‘Is not canon?’ Movie can take liberties, bro.”

chrishaley:

I can’t put my finger on why exactly, but I can’t stop laughing at this picture.

“Bro! What you mean ‘Is not canon?’ Movie can take liberties, bro.”

Tags: spider-man

glenweldon:

tompeyer:

You turned my brain human! 

Good dog. Gooood dog.

Bah. Rex the Wonder Dog didn’t need performance enhancing drugs.

glenweldon:

tompeyer:

You turned my brain human! 

Good dog. Gooood dog.

Bah. Rex the Wonder Dog didn’t need performance enhancing drugs.

Tags: krypto comics WTF

browsethestacks:

Vintage Photo - At The Newsstand…

GPO My mom at that age.

browsethestacks:

Vintage Photo - At The Newsstand…

GPO My mom at that age.

(via blackfolksmakingcomics)

journey-into-mystery:

We’ll never know which one, so here are both interpretations of the formula.

(via kierongillen)

"

Meanwhile Philoetius slipped quietly out and made fast the gates of the outer court. There was a ship’s cable of byblus fibre lying in the gatehouse, so he made the gates fast with it and then came in again, resuming the seat that he had left, and keeping an eye on Odysseus, who had now got the bow in his hands, and was turning it every way about, and proving it all over to see whether the worms had been eating into its two horns during his absence. Then would one turn towards his neighbour saying, “This is some tricky old bow-fancier; either he has got one like it at home, or he wants to make one, in such workmanlike style does the old vagabond handle it.”

Another said, “I hope he may be no more successful in other things than he is likely to be in stringing this bow.”

But Odysseus, when he had taken it up and examined it all over, strung it as easily as a skilled bard strings a new peg of his lyre and makes the twisted gut fast at both ends. Then he took it in his right hand to prove the string, and it sang sweetly under his touch like the twittering of a swallow. The suitors were dismayed, and turned colour as they heard it; at that moment, moreover, Zeus thundered loudly as a sign, and the heart of Odysseus rejoiced as he heard the omen that the son of scheming Cronus had sent him.

He took an arrow that was lying upon the table—for those which the Achaeans were so shortly about to taste were all inside the quiver—he laid it on the centre-piece of the bow, and drew the notch of the arrow and the string toward him, still seated on his seat. When he had taken aim he let fly, and his arrow pierced every one of the handle-holes of the axes from the first onwards till it had gone right through them, and into the outer courtyard. Then he said to Telemachus:

“Your guest has not disgraced you, Telemachus. I did not miss what I aimed at, and I was not long in stringing my bow. I am still strong, and not as the suitors twit me with being. Now, however, it is time for the Achaeans to prepare supper while there is still daylight, and then otherwise to disport themselves with song and dance which are the crowning ornaments of a banquet.”

As he spoke he made a sign with his eyebrows, and Telemachus girded on his sword, grasped his spear, and stood armed beside his father’s seat.

"

— Basically the most amazing “OH SHIT” moment in the history of literature, from Book XXI of the Odyssey. (via benito-cereno)

ruckawriter:

thehappysorceress:

Captain Hastings and Miss Lemon by nunavi

Lovely.

Have you heard my dream of a modern Poirot starring a West African immigrant from a French-speaking country and an Afghan war vet Capt Hastings?
Well you just did. It’ll never happen, but it’s a fun dream.

ruckawriter:

thehappysorceress:

Captain Hastings and Miss Lemon by nunavi

Lovely.

Have you heard my dream of a modern Poirot starring a West African immigrant from a French-speaking country and an Afghan war vet Capt Hastings?

Well you just did. It’ll never happen, but it’s a fun dream.

architizer:

Great Gatsby Architecture? 15 Rip-Roaring Examples Of Art Deco!

Ah, the Roaring Twenties, that decadent period when people tossed tradition out the window and really started living it up. Opulent parties, smokey jazz clubs, subterranean speakeasies—if only we could have been there! Tomorrow, the latest film adaptation of F. Scott Fitzgerald’s The Great Gatsby, set in 1922, debuts in theaters. To celebrate, we’ve rounded up 15 magnificent examples of Art Deco design around the globe. Click through to see them all!

I’ve lived in the first to cities pictured (Syracuse and Cincinnati) and for a second, my brain tried to combine the two into a third city. Aging is a trip.

Cincinnati has another great Art Deco edifice in the Carew Tower. If you aren’t afraid of heights or rickety elevators (or don’t mind walking the last 5 stories), there’s no better view of the city and the surrounding suburbs than from the observation deck at the top.

(via bornofanatombomb)

thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

I suppose you’re all wondering why I’ve gathered you here today

Dick York must be hearing every thought in the city now.

thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

I suppose you’re all wondering why I’ve gathered you here today

Dick York must be hearing every thought in the city now.

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lacigreen:

:3

That’s it. That’s the relationship.

(Source: dyslexicdan)

punkiraq:

acousticlushness:

Today at work, I wore this pretty form-fitting outfit because well… because I can. And a woman, probably in her mid to late 30s asks me… “Can I ask you a question without purposely trying to offend you?” Of course I said she could and then she asks me… “Do you feel comfortable in what you’re wearing?” and I kind of confusedly answered that I did feel comfortable in what I was wearing. She then asked “Even though it’s extremely… form-fitting?” And I said “Especially because it’s form fitting.” She then told me that she thought I looked beautiful but asked how I was so comfortable, as a full-figured woman, wearing something tight. And I simply answered “Because I love my body. I love my shape. I love who I am. It took me a long time to be okay with what kind of body I have but now I love it and if I choose to change it, I can. If I don’t choose to, then I won’t. Sure, I have things I don’t like about myself but overall I can’t say I’m disappointed in the way I look or feel in the clothes I choose to wear.”
She then called me her “She-Hero” and bought an outfit just like the one I was wearing.
This is why I love my job.

THAT WAS NOT THE ENDING I WAS EXPECTING A+

More stories like this, humanity.
Also, HAWT

punkiraq:

acousticlushness:

Today at work, I wore this pretty form-fitting outfit because well… because I can. And a woman, probably in her mid to late 30s asks me… “Can I ask you a question without purposely trying to offend you?” Of course I said she could and then she asks me… “Do you feel comfortable in what you’re wearing?” and I kind of confusedly answered that I did feel comfortable in what I was wearing. She then asked “Even though it’s extremely… form-fitting?” And I said “Especially because it’s form fitting.” She then told me that she thought I looked beautiful but asked how I was so comfortable, as a full-figured woman, wearing something tight. And I simply answered “Because I love my body. I love my shape. I love who I am. It took me a long time to be okay with what kind of body I have but now I love it and if I choose to change it, I can. If I don’t choose to, then I won’t. Sure, I have things I don’t like about myself but overall I can’t say I’m disappointed in the way I look or feel in the clothes I choose to wear.”

She then called me her “She-Hero” and bought an outfit just like the one I was wearing.

This is why I love my job.

THAT WAS NOT THE ENDING I WAS EXPECTING A+

More stories like this, humanity.

Also, HAWT

(via bronata)