May 2013
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A QUICK LESSON ON CROPS AND WHIPS FROM YOUR...
satan-doge: iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou: THIS IS A CROP IT DOES NOT MAKE THE ‘WHH-CH’ WHIP NOISE IT CAN LEAVE BRUISING BUT WILL NOT CUT YOUR SKIN THIS IS A WHIP IT DOES MAKE THE ‘WHH-CH’ WHIP NOISE IT PROBABLY WON’T LEAVE BRUISING BUT CAN CUT YOUR SKIN NOW GO FORTH AND WRITE ACCURATE PORN I JUST SPAT CRANBERRY JUICE ALL OVER MY HOMEWORK AND DESK BECUASE OF THE END OF THAT.
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Queue boned?
Anyone else’s queue all kinds of broken or is my computer messing up? This weekend I couldn’t move anything by grabbing a post and using the keyboard buttons like the arrows and Page Down (but I could slide posts left to right using the mouse which is neat I guess, but completely useless). Now I can’t even move posts unless I enable endless scrolling. Is this a new feature? A...
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“His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. “Are you ready for this?” he...”
– 50 Shades of Grey (via kaley) This isn’t a parody? I’m stunned.
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Millenials Aren't Lazy: They're Fucked
mattbors: This is a chapter from my new book, Life Begins At Incorporation, which I am releasing in light of TIME’s trolling ass cover story on lazy, entitled Millenials. I don’t live with my parents and will not “save us all.” ______________________ “How come all we do is talk about money?” — Richie Rich The Great Recession officially ended in 2009. How’s everybody doing? Did you need help...
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