…wow.
Simplify Your Vaginas (Make It Work) is my latest trance track.
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I like the bit about how an MBA level finance book is 240 pages long and will magically allow him to make money....
“simplify your vaginas”? So he wants women to defy biology for his convenience?
Agreed. Let’s have a moment of silence for the straight girls.
God, I feel sorry for straight girls
“This wasn’t filled with hot pictures of women kowtowing to men’s orgasms. If they do not get off to getting me off,...
Oh My God. They live near me. I feel ashamed by proxy. :( Simplify…
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Oh, yeah, just keep working on that finance book and women with simple enough vaginas will come…
…wow. Simplify Your Vaginas (Make It Work) is my latest trance track.
For anyone confused on the subject: Try asking the person you’re with, “Well, what do you enjoy?” And, “What don’t you...