thebluthcompany:

Why Ron Howard is the greatest

Your Van Gogh costume’s pretty good, but the scar is on the wrong side.

(Watch Avatar: The Last Airbender before you correct me.  Actually, just watch Avatar: The Last Airbender.)

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texasuberalles:

subjuggie:

tugamaggie:

bonkalore:

scary-monsters-and-davesprite:

maximumbuttitude:

iamjayse:

luscious-asscheeks:

vglitch:

kassafrassa:

logicalor:

thousandpaperswans:

OH MY GOD IT’S BACK

This is the best thing I’ve seen in my whole life.

w h e e z e

What is happening

oh my god this is so amazing

I love the video description.

Running with maxed out settings on:
i7 950
GTX 470
6 gigs ram
Staples mouse pad

it’s my favorite videogame, GTA: skate 3

If this is how the world ends this year, I will die happy.

MY GUT… IT’S BUSTED…

YOU’D REALLY THINK YOU’D GET BORED OF ABOUT 4 MIN. OF THIS SH*T BUT I DIDN’T. IT ONLY GOT BETTER.

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK IS EVEN GOING ON HERE

oh god this again

Aperture Science’s Repulsion Gel infused car paint engendered a lot of lawsuits.

(Source: peppermintpep, via itswalky)

texts-from-ponyville:

(323): No, you don’t understand, he literally fucked me into a new hairstyle. Quite nice too.
submission by aboyscoutandabrownie

texts-from-ponyville:

(323): No, you don’t understand, he literally fucked me into a new hairstyle. Quite nice too.

submission by aboyscoutandabrownie

twentypercentcooler:

alewing:

tomewing:

“To return MXYZPTLK to the 5th Dimension I must make him TREND on TWITTER. But HOW – when nobody can even TYPE his name right?”

“Jimmy, NO! Those ancient KEYWORDS you found – they were a SPELL! To summon GOLB the Anti-Blog – the ONE FOE my SUPER-POSTING can’t face.”

“Gasp – my powers – the product sample Lex sent to key influentials was… KRYPTONITE. Clark Kent must lower his Klout score – OR SUPERMAN DIES”

“HAW HAW! Fight, Superman, Fight! But know this – every time you hit LULZOR THE LIVING TROLL he becomes… STRONGER!”

“Gasp! I’ve instagrammed my Fortress of Solitude to the WRONG account. When Lois sees it – she’ll KNOW I’m Superman”

“That BRAINIAC app is dangerous – those kids are ‘checking in’ TO DOOM. But they’ll just LOL at Superman – this is a job for CLARK KENT”

“NOOO – that costumed fascist can’t be ME!! Unless – I’ve landed on EARTH-C, the dimension where COMMENTS ARE REAL”

I LOLed.

I would read every single one of these in half a heartbeat.

africkins:

DROP THE BASS

(via bronata)

ekoenig:

mitt romney’s sons are kind of scary because none of them really look the same they’re all kind of creepy in their own special ways plus they all have a hint of mitt romney and what’s creepier than that
like the first one looks like a mitt and josh hutcherson morphthing
and then the second one behind joshmittcherson is obviously an alien overlord in a human skin that zips up in the back
and the one in the middle i think he speaks spanish he also looks spanish idk i think you might not be mitts child
and the forth is just a chubbier mitt romney i think he’s the one who said he wants to punch the president idk i’d be violent too if my name was taggart
and the fifth one is basically ann romney but a boy and he probably cries a lot

ekoenig:

mitt romney’s sons are kind of scary because none of them really look the same they’re all kind of creepy in their own special ways plus they all have a hint of mitt romney and what’s creepier than that

like the first one looks like a mitt and josh hutcherson morphthing

and then the second one behind joshmittcherson is obviously an alien overlord in a human skin that zips up in the back

and the one in the middle i think he speaks spanish he also looks spanish idk i think you might not be mitts child

and the forth is just a chubbier mitt romney i think he’s the one who said he wants to punch the president idk i’d be violent too if my name was taggart

and the fifth one is basically ann romney but a boy and he probably cries a lot

(Source: hotsenator, via vmr)

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Pokemon
“Pikachu slowly crawled up to Ash’s face, who was still asleep. Pikachu quieted his breathing and leaned closely into Ash’s face before the two finally locked lips. Pikachu held this kiss for about five seconds before Ash woke up and realized what was happening. ”Pikachu, what are you…” Pikachu put his paw up to Ash’s mouth to stop him from talking. ”You’re right Pikachu. Nothing more needs to be said.”With that, Pikachu and Ash resumed making out”

NOTHING MORE NEEDS TO BE SAID

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Pokemon

“Pikachu slowly crawled up to Ash’s face, who was still asleep. Pikachu quieted his breathing and leaned closely into Ash’s face before the two finally locked lips. Pikachu held this kiss for about five seconds before Ash woke up and realized what was happening. ”Pikachu, what are you…” Pikachu put his paw up to Ash’s mouth to stop him from talking. ”You’re right Pikachu. Nothing more needs to be said.”With that, Pikachu and Ash resumed making out”

NOTHING MORE NEEDS TO BE SAID

(Source: wtffanfiction)

There’s only two of these so far, but holy crap.

There’s only two of these so far, but holy crap.

(Source: qc-but-with-horses)

IT’S A TRAP

(via ischadie)

halloweenorwilliamsburg:

“No one knows you’re from the future,” he thought to himself.  ”Just be cool.  Just BE COOL.”

Love that this is back.

halloweenorwilliamsburg:

“No one knows you’re from the future,” he thought to himself.  ”Just be cool.  Just BE COOL.”

Love that this is back.

(Source: halloweenorwilliamsburg)