What do you mean "Uh-oh?"

mattbors:

Mystique, I—I had no idea.

I think I read that fic on scansdaily years back.

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Pokémon

“‘AFGHJKLDCXSNVSDNKVXZ DJXCZ JABVKJXZJCADXJZBJB!’ Bianca yelled, looking like she would explode.”

God.  Now I’m thinking about all the fic that must exist exploiting Munna’s ability to make dreams real.

If I must suffer, so must you.

(Source: wtffanfiction)

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Final Fantasy IX

“Kuja applied more oil to his hands and the constricted anus”

Good lord.  People actually care enough about FFIX to write fic?

(IX is my favorite, but I’m well aware that I’m in the minority.)

(Source: wtffanfiction)

ladyofbadgers:

wilwheaton:

skyward-sword:

dingoinnuendo:

fugu-suicide:

1800’s Siberian bear hunting armour

wtf do you do hug the bear

this is the most metal thing i have ever seen in my life

I am a terrible person:

Just a terrible, terrible person.

Oh my god. Wil, why? WHY?

That’s more Kink.com than anything.

What?

(via bronata)

shooshpapkind:

burtmacklin:

webissance:

This 2009 image captures the scene on a foggy night in Odessa, Ukraine, when a digital billboard crashed and displayed a floating error warning in the night sky.

 #this sits right on that border between hilarious and terrifying

oh my god

Computer, end program.

(via bronata)

Could be worse.

(Source: ohnojackchick)

That’ll be four bucks, baby!

Can someone do the math on that?  How many cell phone pictures in ten gigs?  Maybe there’s some video in there too, but still.

Let’s ignore the fact that that phone probably has megs of memory.

(Source: joshlafayette, via ahoybooty)

OBJECTION!

Clarinets are not a brass instrument.

(Source: 2muchbullshit, via rosalarian)